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Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text\/email notifications.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Size Chart\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/files\/Size_Chart_1_480x480.png?v=1615247620\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nGod Ain't Petty, but I am ™️","brand":"God Ain't Petty but I am","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ SMALL","offer_id":41096179482802,"sku":"GAP0102209","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ MEDIUM","offer_id":41096179515570,"sku":"GAP0102210","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ LARGE","offer_id":41096179548338,"sku":"GAP0102211","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":41096179581106,"sku":"GAP0102212","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":41096179613874,"sku":"GAP0102213","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":41096179646642,"sku":"GAP0102214","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":41096179679410,"sku":"GAP0102215","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":41096179712178,"sku":"GAP0102216","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/products\/HOODIE-Petty-PSA-Dont-Ask-Me-About-a-Halloween-Costume_-Hoodie-The-Original-God-Aint-Petty-but-I-Am.png?v=1761696680"},{"product_id":"pray-for-me-im-petty-unisex-tee-halloween-edition","title":"Pray for me. 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Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text\/email notifications.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/files\/Size_Chart_1_480x480.png?v=1615247620\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nGod Ain't Petty, but I am ™️","brand":"God Ain't Petty but I am","offers":[{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ SMALL","offer_id":43158219948280,"sku":"GAP0111395","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ MEDIUM","offer_id":43158219981048,"sku":"GAP0111396","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ LARGE","offer_id":43158220013816,"sku":"GAP0111397","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ XL","offer_id":43158220046584,"sku":"GAP0111398","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 2XL","offer_id":43158220079352,"sku":"GAP0111399","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 3XL","offer_id":43158220112120,"sku":"GAP0111400","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 4XL","offer_id":43158314909944,"sku":"GAP0111401","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 5XL","offer_id":43158314942712,"sku":"GAP0111402","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/products\/HOODIE-Pray-for-Me_-Im-Petty_-Hoodie-Halloween-Edition-The-Original-God-Aint-Petty-but-I-Am.png?v=1761697831"},{"product_id":"god-aint-petty-unisex-tee-halloween-edition","title":"God Ain't Petty Unisex Tee *Halloween Edition*","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 15px; font-style: normal; line-height: 1.6em; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\" data-mce-style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 15px; font-style: normal; line-height: 1.6em; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ORIGINAL God Ain't Petty, but I am shirt is for the petty person at the end of the church pew, or maybe you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eRuns true to size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSide-seamed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe print each item on demand. 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Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text\/email notifications.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/files\/Size_Chart_1_480x480.png?v=1615247620\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nGod Ain't Petty, but I am ™️","brand":"God Ain't Petty but I am","offers":[{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ SMALL","offer_id":43158268248312,"sku":"GAP0111421","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ MEDIUM","offer_id":43158268281080,"sku":"GAP0111422","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ LARGE","offer_id":43158268313848,"sku":"GAP0111423","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ XL","offer_id":43158268346616,"sku":"GAP0111424","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 2XL","offer_id":43158268379384,"sku":"GAP0111425","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 3XL","offer_id":43158268412152,"sku":"GAP0111426","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 4XL","offer_id":43158321725688,"sku":"GAP0111427","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK\/ORANGE \/ 5XL","offer_id":43158321758456,"sku":"GAP0111428","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/9785\/8226\/products\/HOODIE-God-Aint-Petty-but-I-am-Hoodie-Halloween-Edition-The-Original-God-Aint-Petty-but-I-Am.png?v=1761697833"},{"product_id":"unisex-tee","title":"Is there anything scarier than a Petty Person Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThis design may not restock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 15px; font-style: normal; line-height: 1.6em; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\" data-mce-style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 15px; font-style: normal; line-height: 1.6em; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;\"\u003eThe shirt speaks for itself. 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