Bravo, "PETTY CONNOISSEUR"! Level 4 of 5
Your pettiness has been refined into an art. Like a sommelier who can distinguish the subtlest notes in a glass of wine, you, dear friend, have developed an uncanny ability to recognize and appreciate the finer points of pettiness.
As a Petty Connoisseur, you deserve some petty perks!
To celebrate your remarkable achievement, we're offering you our Level 4 shirt - If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty - for just the cost of shipping. But this amazing deal expires in 60 minutes. Grab your tee today!