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    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
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    • We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.

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