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The shirt speaks for itself. I'm not above a little pettiness.

    • Runs true to size
    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
    • Side-seamed
    • NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
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