I have JUST the perfect shirt for him!-God Ain't Petty But I Am

I have JUST the perfect shirt for him!

When I saw this meme, all I could think of was...They need my PETTY LIKE MY MAMA tee. 😜-Jen, Owner, God Ain't Petty, but I Am.
His Bags are AT THE DOOR!-God Ain't Petty But I Am

His Bags are AT THE DOOR!

His EX came through with BIG PETTY ENERGY by bringing all his belongings to the club. 😜 It's also the trash bags for me. She needs a BIG PETTY ENERGY tee immediately! -Jen, Owner, God Ain't Petty, ...