World's Pettiest Employee Unisex Tee
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Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Tee
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Stay Petty and Vote Unisex Tee
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Petty Saint Perfect Savior Unisex Tee
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Petty Since the 90s Unisex Tee
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You Can't Have a Conversation with People Who Refuse to Acknowledge Reality Unisex Tee
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They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Tee
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I'm Not Hard to Love. I'm Hard to Play Unisex Tee
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Classy Bougie Voter Unisex Tee
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In my Petty Girl Era Unisex Tee
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I'm Just Here for the Petty Unisex Tee
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If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceAll This Chaos Started Because Some People Couldn’t Handle a Black Person Being President Unisex Tee
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Racism isn't a Difference of Opinion *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThe Draft-Dodging, Benefit-Slashing Security Risk Does Not Get a Parade Unisex Tee
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DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Tee
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Just when you thought I couldn't get any pettier Unisex Tee
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Sugar and Spice and Everything petty Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
