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She told us this would happen. People still voted against her Unisex Tee
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When they go low I go petty Unisex Tee
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Petty Dallas Fan Unisex Tee (Navy/White)
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Deck the Halls with Pettiness Unisex Tee
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He Thinks I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Unisex Tee
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They Hate DEI until They Need It Unisex Tee
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World's Pettiest Nurse Unisex Tee
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THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME UNISEX TEE
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I'm Petty and I have the shirt to prove it Unisex Tee
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We Need You Registered. We Need You Informed. We Need You to Vote Blue Unisex Tee
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Just a White Person Using My Privilege for Good *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThe Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Tee
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World's Pettiest Employee Unisex Tee
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Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
