When They Go Low, We Go Pardon Unisex Sweatshirt
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Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceKeep It Cute, Keep It Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Arizona Fan Unisex Sweatshirt
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One Band One Sound Vote Blue Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceBig Petty Not the Little One Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
My Hispanic Job Paid For This Sweatshirt Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Cake, Petty Cake, Baker's Man Unisex Sweatshirt
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I don't need a cape. I'm already super petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don't Hate Me Because I'm Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Sweatshirt
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Throwing Shade All Summer Unisex Sweatshirt (Graphic Sweatshirt)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Throwing shade all summer Unisex Sweatshirt (Front and Back Design)
Regular priceFrom $45Unit price-
My Dog is Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Cowboy Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Pray for me I'm Petty Remix Unisex Sweatshirt (Front and Back Design)
Regular priceFrom $45Unit price-
Petty People Go to Heaven Too Unisex Sweatshirt (Graphic)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceEvery Day is a Great Day to Be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Sweatshirt
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World's Pettiest Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
