I'm Not Aspiring to Be Humble Unisex Sweatshirt
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My Black Job Paid for this Sweatshirt Unisex Sweatshirt
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Sometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don't Test my Petty You won't Pass Unisex Sweatshirt
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Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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*HOODIE* I Deserve It All Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm not as petty as I could be Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I like my coffee with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Taurus Ever Unisex Hoodie
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If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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You Can’t Love Freedom and Hate Diversity Tote bag
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If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Tee
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Columbus Didn't Even Reach the Gulf of Mexico Unisex Tee
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Don't ever lose faith in Black Women Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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In My Petty Betty Era Unisex Tee
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If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Tee
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I come from a great line of Pettiness Unisex Tee
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Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
