*HOODIE* My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* The Pettiest Leo Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit priceBillionaires are not coming to save you. They are the reason you need saving Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceIf you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm Your Cousin on Your Petty Side (Tote Bag)
Regular price $20Unit priceRacism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit priceDon't test my Petty You won't Pass Unisex Tank
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price- Regular priceFrom $25Unit price
Proud Graduate of the School of Petty Unisex Tee
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DJ Petty on the 1's & 2's Unisex Tee (God Ain't Petty, but I Am x Wealthy Jev Collab)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceFeed me and tell me I'm petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit pricePetty Philadelphia Fan Unisex Tee (Forest Green/White)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceWhen Hate Is Your Brand, Decency Feels Like Opposition Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceUnderestimate Me. That Should Be Fun Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceMy Black Job is Minding My Black Business Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceHeavy on the Incorporated Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePray for me I'm Petty Buffalo Plaid Unisex Sweatshirt Limited Edition
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.