If I Send You This I'm 'Bout to Stand on Facts Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $22Unit price
Chair Distributor Montgomery Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $22Unit price*HOODIE* Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Hoodie
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Petty PSA: Tell Me Who Made The Macaroni Unisex Tee
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The Tariffs don’t lie. Job reports don’t lie. The grocery prices don't lie. But he does Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* If Y'all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Hoodie
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God Ain't Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Adjacent 3-Hoodie Pack Bundle (Sarcasm/Shade/Roll)
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They have enough. Tax them Unisex Tee
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You voted for "me." We voted for "we." That’s the difference Unisex Tee
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Pray for Me. I'm Petty. White/Black Die Cut Sticker
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
