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I'm not above a little pettiness Unisex tee
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I'm not mean, I just retired from tolerating nonsense Unisex Tee
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If Fairness Threatens Your Culture, Your Culture is White Supremacy Unisex Tee
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If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Tee
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If Judgment Is All You Found in the Bible, Read It Again Unisex Tee
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If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Unisex Tee
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If Republican Policies Were Good, They Wouldn't Need to Suppress Black Votes to Win Unisex Tee
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If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Unisex Tee
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If There's Money for War, There's Money for Breakfast Unisex Tee (LIMITED COLORS)
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast Unisex Tee
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If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will Unisex Tee
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If they were truly America first, they would have voted for KAMALA Unisex Tee
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tee (BOLD)
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tee (ELEGANT)
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Tee
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If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Unisex Tee
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If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
