*HOODIE* I’m white but not that white Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Jesus Flipped Tables for Less Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Innovative Senior Solutions Number One Hoodie or Sweatshirts (CUSTOMS)
Regular priceFrom $51Unit price-
If they Can't Handle your Shine that's their Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Silence is my Most Polite No Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* When they go low I go petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Thankful Grateful Petty Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
God Ain't Petty Unisex Sweatshirt (Fall Colors 🍁)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If petty was a person Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Pledge Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Louisiana Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Gemini Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
