*HOODIE* They Said “All Lives Matter, Then Voted Like They Didn’t Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* DEI Didn’t Do Any of This Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* When the Most Qualified Person in That Group Chat Is the Reporter Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I’m Not Saying I Told You So—But I Absolutely Did Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
FUND the Department of Education Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Imagine you Voted for the Guy Who treats Billionaires Better than Veterans Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I Work Out to Look Better Being Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Claus is coming to Town Unisex Sweatshirt (Christmas Color)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Dear Future We're Coming to Fix This Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm Not Saying I'm the Queen of Petty, But the Crown Fits Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty Girls Have More Fun Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Most Likely to be Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I don't think you're ready for this Pettylicious Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* Don't Ever Lose Faith in Black Women Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
World's Pettiest Nurse Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* World's Pettiest Nurse Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Cupid's Worst Nightmare Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
When they go low I go petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Petty Claus Image Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Color Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
