*HOODIE* Petty Since the 60s Unisex Hoodies
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Petty Since the 70s Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Petty Since the 90s Unisex Hoodie
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I'm Just Here for the Petty Sweatshirt (Black/White)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* All They Had to Do Was Trust a Black Woman Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If your policies suck, change your policies. Don’t change the map Unisex Hoodie
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If your policies suck, change your policies. Don’t change the map Unisex Sweatshirt
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Taco and the Terrible Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency Unisex Sweatshirt
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Sweatshirt
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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Don’t Use Me to Hide Your Hate Unisex Hoodie
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Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Unisex Sweatshirt
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We Don’t Want to Go to War Unisex Sweatshirt
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It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Unisex Hoodie
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The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
