*HOODIE* Super Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Illinois Unisex Hoodie
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My New Year's Resolution: To Be More Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Petty on the Go Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Hoodie
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Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Sweatshirt
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ISS Logo Number One Sweatshirt (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
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100 Percent Anti-Trump Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Hoodie
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They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will Unisex Hoodie
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Unqualified Men Have Questioned Qualified Women for Too Long. Not Anymore Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* America Is a Mess Unisex Hoodie
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala I Wish You the Worst Unisex Sweatshirt
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America Died Nov. 5, 2024. Now We’re All at the Wake Unisex Sweatshirt
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Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Maps Are Rigged. Unhinged Rant Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* The Maps Are Rigged. Unhinged Rant Unisex Hoodie
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They Cheat. California Punches Back Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* They Cheat. California Punches Back Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
