My Love Language is Sarcasm and Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I like my coffee with a Splash of Petty Unisex Hoodie
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This is My Pretty And Petty Sweater Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* My Pettiness Won't Fit under the Tree Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Deserve It All Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Sometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Libra Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Leo Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My New Year's Resolution: To Be More Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Petty PSA: Don't Ask. I'm Not Going. Sweatshirt
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Mrs. Petty Claus Sweatshirt (Red/White)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceYou Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture Unisex Sweatshirt
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Racism Is the Only Invention White People Won’t Take Credit For Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Smart like Kimberly. Petty like Whitley Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm petty and I vote Unisex Hoodie
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Big Petty Energy Unisex Sweatshirt
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A Country that values Billionaires over Education is already Bankrupt Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Unpaid Protestor Unisex Hoodie
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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
