You can keep the apology. I saw what I needed to see Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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You Can’t Both-Sides Racism *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Petty Los Angeles Fan Unisex Tee (Gold/Purple)
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Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Obeying the Law Is Not Treason No Matter How Loudly He Yells *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit pricePetty Claus is coming to Town Unisex Tee (Christmas Colors)
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No Shame in my Petty Game Unisex Tee
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Tee
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God Ain't Petty but this Dad Is Unisex Tee
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All I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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America Died Nov. 5, 2024. Now We’re All at the Wake *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceDear Media, They’re Not in Office. Write About Who Is Unisex Tee
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Pray for me. I'm Petty One Piece Newborn Baby Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
