The Maps Are Rigged. Unhinged Rant *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceSunflowers bring joy. I bring Pettiness Unisex Tee
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The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Tee
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Pray for me I'm Petty Remix Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
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Petty Golden State Fan Unisex Tee (Royal Blue/Gold)
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My Hispanic Job Paid for this Shirt Unisex Tee
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New Chapter New Petty Attitude Unisex Tee
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Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Irish I was even more petty Green Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceI'm Falling back to my Petty Ways Unisex Tee
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I'm mixed with a little petty and a little peace Unisex Tee
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How Do We Reverse a Stolen Election? Asking for Half the Country Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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History Will Call Them What They Are: Villains with a Red Hat Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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It's wild seeing People MAD at Spanish, but silent on child abuse *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
