*HOODIE* If Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If petty was a Mama Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Irish I was even more petty Unisex Hoodie (Kelly Green)
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*HOODIE* Keep It Cute, Keep It Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Little Miss Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Little Miss Petty Unisex Hoodie (Pink Letters)
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*HOODIE* March is still Women's History Month Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Most Likely to be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Black Job is Voting Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Black Job Paid for this Hoodie Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Dog is Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Hispanic Job Paid For This Hoodie Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Love language is sarcasm and pettiness Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* My Plants are Petty too Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* On my Mama I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* On My Way to Be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* One Band One Sound Vote Blue Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
