*HOODIE* If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama Unisex Hoodie
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Sneakers on point. Petty On Cue Unisex Tee
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* His momma named him Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him Gulf of Mexico Unisex Hoodie
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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Unisex Hoodie (LIMITED EDITION)
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We Swim Together We Swing Together Montgomery Unisex Tee
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Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama Unisex Sweatshirt
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When the Court says the Constitution doesn’t apply to the President. We have a problem Unisex Tee
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What They Call Radical Is Just Basic Humanity Long Sleeved Tee (Front and Back Print)
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You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Tee
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Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Screaming We Told You So This Unisex Tee
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I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
