Dear Media, They’re Not in Office. Write About Who Is Unisex Sweatshirt
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You Don’t Get Access Just Because You Apologize Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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You Don’t Get Access Just Because You Apologize Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Being Inclusive Isn’t Political, But Being Exclusive Is Unisex Hoodie
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If Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Are Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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From June 19, 1865 to Today, Freedom Is Still Worth the Fight Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Hoodie
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You Know Who "Didn’t Earn It”? Columbus Youth Tee
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Columbus Didn't Even Reach the Gulf of Mexico Unisex Sweatshirt
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Columbus Didn't Even Reach the Gulf of Mexico Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* 2028 Someone Who Actually Gives a Damn About All of Us Unisex Hoodie
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I Was Healing. Then They Said Something Stupid Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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You voted for "me." We voted for "we." That’s the difference Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Forgive? Sometimes. Receipts? Every time Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* Forgive? Sometimes. Receipts? Every time Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Giving My Energy to Things That Matter Unisex Hoodie
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Some People Keep Me Humble. Others Keep Me Petty. Balance Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
