I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Tee
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I'm not as Petty as I used to be Unisex Tee
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I'm In My Bag, but Still Petty Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Petty PSA: Don't Ask. I'm Not Going. Unisex Hoodie
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I'm White But Not That White Political Pin
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tee (ELEGANT)
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*HOODIE* Racism isn't a Difference of Opinion Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Tank Top
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From June 19, 1865 to Today, Freedom Is Still Worth the Fight *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price*HOODIE* Someone has to be the Petty Friend Unisex Hoodie
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Politicians without Medical Degrees should not control Medical Care Unisex Tee
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Don't Mess with the Petty Teacher Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Wisdom and Shade Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Petty PSA: Cancer Won't Win Unisex tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Pray for Me. I'm Petty Mouse Pad (Black/White)
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Love Your Neighbor Means All Your Neighbors *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceImagine spending your final chapter making the world worse on purpose Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
