If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Tee
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My Love Language is Sarcasm and Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Petty Claus Image Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Thankful but still Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'll stop being petty when you stop being stupid Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
I come from a great line of Pettiness Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Capricorn Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* St. Petty's Day Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price
Love Your Neighbor Means All Your Neighbors Unisex Tank Top (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $30.00Unit price250 Years Later, They're Still Deciding Who Deserves the Full Promise of America Unisex Tank Top
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DEI was not the problem. It was the solution Unisex Tee
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Billionaires are not coming to save you. They are the reason you need saving Unisex Tee
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February is the Blackest Month Black/White Die Cut STICKER
Regular price $5.00Unit price-
They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
You Can’t Love Freedom and Hate Diversity Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
You Can’t Love Freedom and Hate Diversity Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30.00Unit price-
Remix Imagine being Scared of Diversity but not Dictatorship Tote bag (Gold)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
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You Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It Unisex Sweatshirt
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America Doesn’t Have an Immigrant Problem. It Has an Angry White Man With a Gun Problem (Tote Bag)
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
