*HOODIE* Petty PSA: Cancer Won't Win Unisex Hoodie
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Petty Birthday Girl Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Resting Petty Face Unisex Hoodie
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Remember to Vote Blue, Not Orange Unisex Tee
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You Can't Be a Good Person and a Racist Pick One Unisex Tank Top
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When Corruption Is This Loud, Silence Is Complicity Tote bag
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Your vote won't fix everything. Not voting guarantees nothing gets fixed Tote bag
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He told Texas to find five seats and is somehow shocked that other states found some too Unisex Tee
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Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Tee (RETRO)
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It's Wild Seeing People MAD at Spanish, but Silent on Child Abuse Unisex Tank Top
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The Angriest People are Mad They don't Control you Tote bag
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I Resolve Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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100 Percent Anti-Trump Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Your Unity Requires Erasing People, It’s Not Unity *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit priceWe Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead Unisex Tee
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Remix Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but not Dictatorship Tote bag
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Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (Gold)
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit priceImagine Defending Racists and Predators, Then Calling the Protestors the Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* You Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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How long will my order take?
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Are you Black-owned?
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Do you offer rush delivery?
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Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
