TL:DR What do you want Unisex Tee
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May the petty be with you Unisex Tee
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It Pays to be Petty Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* If petty was a person Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I speak petty fluently Unisex Hoodie
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Petty for the culture Unisex Tee
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When it comes to Pettiness no one can top me Unisex Tee
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Petty New Orleans Fan Unisex Tee (Black/Old Gold)
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My name is Jennifer and I'm Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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I Choose Pettiness Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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Don't Test my Petty You wont Pass Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* Petty Pledge Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Louisiana Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Revolution Requires Your Vote Unisex Hoodie
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The Revolution Requires Your Vote *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
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Black People Deserve Justice Tote bag
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Racists Don't Skip Elections. Why Should You? Unisex Tee
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Not Being Racist Is the Bare Minimum Unisex Tank Top
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
