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Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Pray for Me. I'm Petty Tote. Green/Pink
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Plot twist I chose me Unisex Sweatshirt
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God's Pettiest Soldier Unisex Tee
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Gulf of Obama. Lake Obama. The United States of Obama *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29.00Unit priceYou Can’t Love America and Hate Half of the People in It Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Breaking News: I'm 'bout to be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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A Country that values Billionaires over Education is already Bankrupt Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* What They Call Radical Is Just Basic Humanity Unisex Hoodie (Front and Back Design Print)
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I'm the petty Soror Unisex Tee
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I'm Petty, but Jesus still loves me Unisex Tee
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Friends that are petty together stay together Unisex Tee
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I'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Tee
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Pray for Me. I'm Petty Tote. Black/White
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
