I Didn't Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Unisex Sweatshirt
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February is Still Black History Month Mug 11oz (Blue & White)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Screaming We Told You So Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Healing Means Leaving People Where They Belong Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Drink Water Lift Weights Stay Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50.00Unit price-
Level Up Keep it Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25.00Unit price-
*HOODIE* Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Hoodie
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My Black Job is Minding My Black Business Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Petty as Cluck Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm Not Aspiring to Be Humble Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
Cheat Back Sis Unisex Sweatshirt
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Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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I'm Not Saying I'm the Queen of Petty, But the Crown Fits Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Most Likely to be Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Being President is a Black Job Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40.00Unit price-
I'm a Childless Cat Lady with a Black Job Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20.00Unit price-
If You’ve Got Something to Say, Say It to My Face Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* My Hispanic Job Paid For This Hoodie Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* CINCO DE AGOSTO Unisex Hoodie
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CINCO DE AGOSTO Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
