Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Tee (CIRCLE)
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It's Wild Seeing People MAD at Spanish, but Silent on Child Abuse Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Your Joy is their Trigger Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine Defending Racists and Predators, Then Calling the Protestors the Problem Unisex Tank Top (
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest Unisex Tank Top
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You Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture Unisex Tank Top
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Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Tank Top
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Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Tank Top
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The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Tank Top
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March is still Women's History Month Unisex Tee
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I Sit on the Petty Pew God Ain't Petty but I am REMIX Unisex Tee (Front and Back Design Print)
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Everyday is a great day to be Petty Unisex Tee
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If you want to see Petty, Mess with my Kids Unisex Tee
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Thankful but still Petty Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceMirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the Pettiest of All Unisex Tee
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I'm Standing on Pettiness Unisex Tee
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TL:DR What do you want Unisex Tee
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May the petty be with you Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
