Welcome to the thing the rest of us tried to warn you about *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey Left Him. They Didn't Choose Us. There is a difference Unisex Tee
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DEI was not the problem. It was the solution Unisex Tank Top
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The war costs $1 billion+ a day but they’re worried about food stamps *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey're not Pro-life. They're Pro-Women stuck- at- home Unisex Tank Top
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He Made America Worse Unisex Tank Top
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They Really Voted to Make the Dumbest MF President Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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People Really Voted to Give Up Their Future Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine spending your final chapter making the world worse on purpose Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine spending your final chapter making the world worse on purpose Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Imagine spending your final chapter making the world worse on purpose *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceBillionaires are not coming to save you. They are the reason you need saving Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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She told us this would happen. People still voted against her Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tank Top (ELEGANT)
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (ELEGANT)
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If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (ELEGANT)
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceIf Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Tank Top (BOLD)
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
