Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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