When Do We Get to the Great Part? Cause This Ain’t It Mug 11oz (White & Black )
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Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Unisex Sweatshirt
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March is still Women's History Month Mug 11oz (White & Black )
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*HOODIE* March is still Women's History Month Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* March is still Women's History Month Unisex Hoodie (NEW COLORWAYS)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (Black & Gold)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (White & Blue)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (Blue & Gold)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (Brown & Gold)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (Purple & Gold)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (White & Red)
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If Billionaires Need Welfare, They Ain’t Billionaires Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Over Qualified Mug 11oz (Black & White)
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If Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Sweatshirt
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February is the Blackest Month Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* So Where Are the Competent YT Men Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* February is the Blackest Month Unisex Hoodie
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Black History is Not Optional Month Mug 11oz (Black & White)
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I Didn’t Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Month Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* I Didn't Choose the Petty Life, The Petty Life Chose Me Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
