Heavy on the Incorporated Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Pray for me I'm Petty Buffalo Plaid Unisex Sweatshirt Limited Edition
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePetty PSA: Don't Ask. I'm Not Going. Sweatshirt
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WITH CHAIR We Swim Together We Swing Together Montgomery Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm a Childless Cat Lady Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Sometimes you Gotta pop out and be Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* I'm petty and I vote Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* The Pettiest Libra Ever Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty: Not Dating, Engaged, or Married Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* My New Year's Resolution: To Be More Petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
Caring Compassionate Comforting and Kind Unisex Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
Regular priceFrom $45Unit price-
If you’re white in America, immigration is your origin story Unisex Tee (GOLD COLLECTION)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Tote bag
Regular price $20Unit price-
It's Wild Seeing People MAD at Spanish, but Silent on Child Abuse Tote bag
Regular price $20Unit price-
Leave Minnesota Alone (text) Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
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You Can’t Hide Black Excellence Tote bag
Regular price $20Unit price-
America Needs Therapy Tote bag
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
