*HOODIE* Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* God Ain't Petty but this Dad is Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty like my Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* She Thinks I'm Petty Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Dad in the World Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Daddy Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Kid Unisex Hoodie (adult size)
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*HOODIE* The Petty King Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Prince Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They Think I'm Petty Hoodie
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Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Sweatshirt
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Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Tee
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Black People Deserve Justice Dad hat
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don’t Blame DEI Because Your Daddy’s Name Isn't Enough Anymore Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
