If My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceOur Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Tee (RETRO)
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You can’t delete America’s worst history while actively recreating it Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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I Resolve Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Tee
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We Could’ve Had Progress. They Chose Greed and Bigotry Instead Unisex Tee
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If They Can Take Our Rights, They Can Take Yours Too. And They Will Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Strong Women Don’t Threaten Strong Men. Just Weak Ones Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem. But We All Saw Who Stormed the Capitol Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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America Died Nov. 5, 2024. Now We’re All at the Wake Unisex Tee
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Drink Water Lift Weights Stay Petty Unisex Tee
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Mrs. Petty Claus Image Unisex Tee
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Petty Level: Unmatched Unisex Tee
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Even when I'm running late, I still got time to be petty Unisex Tee
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A little petty ain't hurt nobody Unisex Tee
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Petty Pittsburgh Fan Unisex Tee (Black/Gold)
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The Pettiest Person in Texas Unisex Tee
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
