I'm Your Cousin on Your Petty Side (Tote Bag)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I'm your cousin on your petty side Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
I'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
If Y'all Had Just Listened to Black Women Dad hat
Regular price $35Unit price-
If you think I'm petty, you should meet my mom Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
If you think I'm Petty, you should meet my Mom Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
If you want to see petty, mess with my kids Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
If you want to see Petty, Mess with my Kids Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
If You're White in America Immigration is your Origin Story Dad hat
Regular price $35Unit price-
Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship Dad hat
Regular price $35Unit price-
Just a white person using my privilege for good dad hat
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Not Him 2028 Rules Are Rules Dad Hat
Regular price $35Unit price-
On My Daddy I'm Petty Mug 11oz (White & Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Our Kids Care More About Our Country *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (CIRCLE)
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
Our Kids Care More About Our Country *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee (CLASSIC)
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
