It’s Wild How Broke the GOP Gets When It’s Time to Help Regular People Unisex Tank Top
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The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Tee
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Forgive? Sometimes. Receipts? Every time Unisex Tee
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ISS Logo Number One Long Sleeve Tee (ISS) (CUSTOMS)
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Part of 92 Percent Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Tee
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Throwing shades all summer Unisex Tee (Graphic Tee)
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Pray for Me I'm Petty Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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Coffee First Petty Later Unisex Tee
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Say a little prayer for my petty ways Unisex Tee
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You Can't Love Freedom and Hate Diversity Unisex Long Sleeved Tee (RAINBOW)
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With liberty and justice for all? Unisex Tank Top
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He's cutting your benefits to fund his war Unisex Tee
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You can't love God & hate your neighbor. Pick one Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
I Resolve *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
America Needs Therapy *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceImagine Being 79 Years Old and Thinking America Needs Fewer Nurses Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
