So Where Are the Competent YT Men Unisex Tee
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Why be basic when you can be petty Unisex Tee
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Petty Women May We Know Them Unisex Tee (MILITARY GREEN/WHITE)
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceThe First Family of Petty Unisex Tee
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Behind every petty dad is a petty kid Unisex Tee
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I Like my Tea with a Splash of Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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I'm the Petty Soror Mug 11oz (Blue/Yellow)
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I am Top Tier Petty Mug 11oz (White/Black)
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The President's Lawyer Should Never Also Be the Country's Lawyer Unisex Tee
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Equality Takes Nothing From You Unisex Tank Top
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Equality Takes Nothing From You Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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DEI scares them because their choice will always be the unqualified YT guy Unisex Tee
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They stole the map. Vote anyway Unisex Tee
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If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Tank Top (RAINBOW)
Regular priceFrom $30Unit priceIf My Taxes Can Fund War Overnight, They Can Fund Healthcare Tomorrow Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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The way they want me to fear trans people while protecting child abusers is wild Unisex Tank Top
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Our Kids Care More About Our Country More than the People Who Run It Unisex Tee (CIRCLE)
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It's Wild Seeing People MAD at Spanish, but Silent on Child Abuse Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Your Joy is their Trigger Unisex Tank Top
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
