The Petty King Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Petty Queen Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Scorpio Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Sagittarius Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Leo Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Gemini Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
The Pettiest Capricorn Ever Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I'm not Above a Little Pettiness Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
I Got 99 Problems but Being Petty Ain't One Mug 11oz (White/Black)
Regular price $20Unit price-
Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
If Y’all Had Just Listened to Black Women *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
You Can't Love Freedom and Hate Diversity *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
I Want for White People What They Want for Black People *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
The Confederate Flag Is for Traitors *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
Regular priceFrom $28Unit priceSome of Y’all Voted to Be His Human Shield Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
Some of Y’all Voted to Be His Human Shield Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Some of Y’all Voted to Be His Human Shield *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
Some of Y’all Voted to Be His Human Shield *BLACK TALL TEE* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $28Unit priceSome of Y’all Voted to Be His Human Shield Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Regular priceFrom $28Unit price
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
Orders & Checkout
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
