*HOODIE* Let's Taco 'bout the Epstein List Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Stop Trying to Make It Make Sense. His Supporters Really Are This Stupid Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Journalism Doesn’t Need Balance When One Side Is Lying Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You can keep the apology. I saw what I needed to see Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Was Healing. Then They Said Something Stupid Unisex Hoodie
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Forgive? Sometimes. Receipts? Every time Unisex Sweatshirt
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When the Most Qualified Person in That Group Chat Is the Reporter Unisex Sweatshirt
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Screaming We Told You So Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* You Call It Petty, I Call It Protecting My Peace Unisex Hoodie
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I Work Out to Look Better Being Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Drink Water throw Shade Stay Petty Unisex Hoodie
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Rap Beef Don't Need a Courtroom Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* If You Could You Would Shut Up Unisex Hoodie
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Somebody's Petty Ass Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Being President is a Black Job Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm a Childless Cat Lady with a Black Job Unisex Hoodie
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I Don't Care if You Walk, Run, Roll, or Twerk to the Polls. Just Vote Unisex Sweatshirt
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Don't ever lose faith in Black Women Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
