*HOODIE* Sarcasm is my weapon of choice Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Y'all Had Just Listened to Black Women Unisex Hoodie
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God Ain't Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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All I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back Unisex Sweatshirt (Christmas Colors)
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*HOODIE* You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Pretty like Regine. Petty like Maxine Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I love the LORD, but I'm kinda petty Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price*HOODIE* I roll my eyes in multiple languages Unisex Hoodie
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Don't try to un-spoil me Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Petty at Heart Unisex Hoodie
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Cupid Called I hung up Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Unpaid Protestor Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I Woke up Feeling Petty Today Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I'm not only a Client. I'm the Petty President Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Petty Since the 80s Unisex Hoodie
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Over Qualified Unisex Sweatshirt
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Jesus Flipped Tables for Less Unisex Sweatshirt
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Fun Fact 92 Percent of Black Women Voted to Protect Your Rights Too Unisex Sweatshirt
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All I Want for Christmas Is Democracy Back Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* I Got 99 Problems but being Petty Ain't One Unisex Hoodie
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
