*HOODIE* Eat the Rich Before They Eat Your Babies Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* We're Voting Anyway Unisex Hoodie
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Protecting Predators Is Not Patriotism Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* You’re not protected, you’re just not targeted yet Unisex Hoodie
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The Constitution only works if it applies to Everyone Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Hoodie
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Turns out DEI wasn’t holding the country back. It was holding it together Unisex Sweatshirt
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Colonizers Gonna Colonize Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Took Jasmine's District. She Said, OK, Bet Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Imagine Being Scared of *Universal Healthcare* but Not PDFs Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Hoodie
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Unqualified Men Have Questioned Qualified Women for Too Long. Not Anymore Unisex Sweatshirt
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If Incompetence Had a Mascot, It Would Wear a Stupid Red Hat Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If your policies suck, change your policies. Don’t change the map Unisex Hoodie
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History Will Call Them What They Are: Villains with a Red Hat Unisex Sweatshirt
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What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
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Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
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Do you offer rush delivery?
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What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
