The Pettiest Gemini Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Pettiest Aries Ever Unisex Sweatshirt
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Petty Like My Mama Remix Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit pricePetty like my Daddy Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm In My Bag, but Still Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I like my mimosa with a splash of petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I like my coffee with a Splash of Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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I am Top Tier Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Heavy on the Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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God's Got Me and all my Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
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Behind every petty mom is a petty kid Unisex Sweatshirt
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Mixed with petty & peace Unisex Sweatshirt
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If petty was a person Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Traveler Unisex Sweatshirt
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A little petty ain't hurt nobody Unisex Sweatshirt
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Coffee First Petty Later Unisex Sweatshirt
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Silent but Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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You won't Out-Petty Me Unisex Sweatshirt
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Caution Expert eye-rolling in progress Unisex Sweatshirt
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*HOODIE* The Pettiest Person in Illinois Unisex Hoodie
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My New Year's Resolution: To Be More Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
