*HOODIE* If you're white in America, IMMIGRATION is your origin story Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Angriest People are Mad They don't Control you Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You can't love God & hate your neighbor. Pick one Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Turns out DEI wasn’t holding the country back. It was holding it together Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* They love the Second Amendment until the gun owner disagrees with them Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You can’t delete America’s worst history while actively recreating it Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Leave Minnesota Alone (state) Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Leave Minnesota Alone (text) Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Constitution only works if it applies to Everyone Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* You’re not protected, you’re just not targeted yet Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* I choose Immigrants over people who protect PDF's in power Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* It's Wild Seeing People MAD at Spanish, but Silent on Child Abuse Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Protecting Predators Is Not Patriotism Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* We're Voting Anyway Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Eat the Rich Before They Eat Your Babies Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If Women Voted for Women Who Protect Women, Women Would Be Safer Unisex Hoodie (ELEGANT)
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*HOODIE* She told us this would happen. People still voted against her Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Imagine losing the respect of the world and thinking intimidation will fix it Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* Politicians without Medical Degrees should not control Medical Care Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* If their Ideas were Popular, They wouldn’t have to Suppress Votes Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
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How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
