You Choose the Behavior. Now watch me choose the Consequences Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Very Petty Very Spiteful Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* Heavy on the Incorporated Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
*HOODIE* Wisdom and Shade Fall Colors 🍁 Unisex Hoodie
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price-
- Sold outRegular priceFrom $150Unit price
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Just when you thought I couldn't get any pettier Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Sugar and Spice and Everything petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
*HOODIE* Petty Philadelphia Fan Unisex Hoodie (Forest Green/White)
Regular priceFrom $50Unit price- Regular priceFrom $23Unit price
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They found money for an airline, a war, and a ballroom. But not for you Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Just So We’re Clear, Racism Is Bad *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceYou Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture (Tote Bag)
Regular price $20Unit price-
You Can’t Hide Hate Behind Scripture Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Imagine Hating *Equality* Because It Exposes Your Mediocrity Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Let’s be honest. They’re not scared of immigrants. They're just Racist Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Still Waiting on the Great Part Unisex Tank Top
Regular priceFrom $30Unit price-
You Call Me Petty Like It's a Bad Thing Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Classy Bougie Petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit price-
Pray for Me I'm Petty Fall Colors Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Petty and Prayed Up Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
I like my mimosa with a splash of petty Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit price-
Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
