I Resolve Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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If There’s Money for War, There’s Money for Breakfast Unisex Tank Top
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Remix Imagine being scared of diversity but not dictatorship *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
When Hate Is Your Brand, Decency Feels Like Opposition *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit price
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Freedom of Speech Isn’t for Praise. It’s for Protest *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey'd Rather Pledge Allegiance to a Man Than to Democracy Unisex Tee
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Free Speech Isn’t Free When Billionaires Own It Unisex Sweatshirt
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A Country that values Billionaires over Education is already Bankrupt *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceAin’t No Innocent Man Out Here Blocking the Epstein List Unisex Tank Top
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They Said All Lives Matter, Then Voted Like They Didn’t Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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Not Him 2028 Rules are Rules Unisex Tank Top
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Imagine Voting for the Felon Just to Get Fired Unisex Tee
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Imagine You Voted for the Guy Who Treats Billionaires Better Than Veterans Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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The Plot Twist, I Chose Me Mug 11oz (White & Black)
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*HOODIE* Screaming We Told You So Unisex Hoodie
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I'm Not Saying I'm the Queen of Petty, But the Crown Fits Unisex Tee
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I don't think you're ready for this Pettylicious Unisex Tee
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*HOODIE* Petty Rule #1: Don't Start None, Won't Be None Unisex Hoodie
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*HOODIE* The Petty Nurse Unisex Hoodie
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
