God Ain't Petty, but I Am®️

Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.

Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.

We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.

Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.

We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.

Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.

Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.

Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.