Taco and the Terrible Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency Unisex Long Sleeved Tee
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Ain’t No Innocent Man Out Here Blocking the Epstein List Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Tank Top
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If You Didn’t Vote for Kamala, I Wish You the Worst Unisex Tee
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What’s Scarier Than a Haunted House? The White House Unisex Tank Top
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Elect a Republican. Expect a Recession *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceIf your policies suck, change your policies. Don’t change the map Unisex Tank Top
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History Will Call Them What They Are: Villains with a Red Hat Unisex Tank Top
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They said all lives matter then voted like they didn’t *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceThey said all lives matter then voted like they didn’t Unisex Tank Top
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Taco and the Terrible Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency Unisex Tank Top
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I Don’t Hate the Country. I Hate Him Unisex Tank Top
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The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Tank Top
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June is Still Pride Month Unisex Tee Long Sleeved Unisex Tee (Rainbow Edition)
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceNot Him 2028 Rules are Rules Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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My Clapbacks be Like: Bleach Blonde Bad Built Long Sleeved Unisex Tee
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My Clapbacks be Like: Bleach Blonde Bad Built *BLACK V-NECK* Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $29Unit priceLevel Up Keep it Petty Unisex Tee
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I'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Tee
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On My Daddy I'm Petty Unisex Tee
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
