The Petty Friend Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Girl Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Kid Unisex Sweatshirt (adult size)
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The Petty King Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Mermaid Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Nurse Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Prince Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Queen Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Petty Traveler Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Real Threat to America Ain’t DEI Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Republican Party Hates Poor People, Especially the Ones Who Vote for Them Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Criminalized Immigration. Then Pardoned Insurrection Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Hate DEI until They Need It Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Not Petty Like Us Unisex Sweatshirt
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They say I'm too petty, I say they're too soft Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Trying to Hide Black Excellence So You Don’t See Who’s Really Messing Up Unisex Sweatshirt
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They Want to Erase History So They Can Repeat It Unisex Sweatshirt
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This Ain’t Pro-Life Unisex Sweatshirt
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This is my Petty Uniform Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.
