I'm not only a Client. I'm the Petty President Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm Not Saying I'm the Queen of Petty, But the Crown Fits Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm on the A+ Petty Honor Roll Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm Pettiest of All Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm petty and I vote Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm Petty but not petty petty Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm Petty on Purpose Unisex Sweatshirt
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I'm Standing on Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm Staying Petty But Not Minding My Business Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceI'm thankful for my Pettiness Unisex Tee
Regular priceFrom $25Unit priceI'm your cousin on your petty side Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf Billionaires need Welfare, They ain’t Billionaires Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Are Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf I Send You This I'm 'Bout to Stand on Facts Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf petty was a Mama Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf petty was a person Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular priceFrom $40Unit priceIf they Can't Handle your Shine that's their Problem Unisex Sweatshirt
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Questions Before You Check Out
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What does petty mean here?
What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.